A story from my cousin
NEWEST VERSION OF THE BIRDS & BEES
A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahool.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-UP appeared and said,
"You've got male!"
A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahool.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later, a blessed little Pop-UP appeared and said,
"You've got male!"
posted by Robcsk at 10:55 PM
1 Comments:
Sitting in my office on this cool rainy Tuesday across town from you (guessing) and Laughing...
:)
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